I may or may not have on 3 support garmets underneath my outfit for tonight's revelry. And no, I am not, going as any kind of 'sexy maid.' I'm wearing jeans and a top.
Edited to add: OMG. 2 out of 3 support garmets removed within 3 minutes. Still don't look bad! Oh, but feeling nauseous. Breathe, sister, breathe.